Submitted by Cookie the Dog.
Hello everybody! Cookie the Dog here once again, with an important message.
Ever since I was a pup, I've been told that dogs can't drive. Thanks to the groundbreaking work of pioneering researchers in New Zealand, and the humans who have been assisting them, that conventional wisdom has been rendered obsolete:
However, our family's social conventions have not yet caught up to the settled science. Despite intense lobbying on my part, my Owner refuses to loan me the car keys and insists on driving everywhere we go.
There is, to put it mildly, no good reason for this. I have a valid license, my senses of sight, smell, and hearing are better than humans', I have previously demonstrated my profound knowledge of all things automotive on this very blog.
Please, just talk to him for me. I'm a good dog, I can handle the responsibility. I mean, what could go wrong?
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