Carspotters' Challenge #32--"I'll take one of each, please."
"They're hanging up next to the keys for the AMCs. What do you need them for?"
"Oh, and Mike--what's up with the $15,000 requisition from petty cash?"
"It's, um, for, ah, dog treats--dog treats!--and, and, and coffee and snacks for the break room. And some other stuff."
"Fifteen grand for dog treats? We need to have a talk about your expense account. Mike, people are starting to wonder how you're able to afford all those pristine low-mileage Wagonaires on your Car Lust salary."
"What are you talking about, pre-inflation prices?"
"It's, ah, um, er--Oh no! Look at the time! I'll be late. Gotta run. We're almost out of olive oil. Left my suit at the cleaners, too. They'll be closing soon. Kthanxbye!"
"What does he mean, 'late?' It's a time machine, fercryinoutloud."
--Cookie the Dog's Owner
(Image obtained from the Studebaker Drivers Club Forum.)