Angry Cars--2008 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
by Cookie the Dog's Owner
on October 17, 2008
Car: 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
Condition: Smoldering rage, with occasional frenzied outbursts.
Possible Motivation: If you were a mild-mannered small family car and some mad scientist shot you full of radioactive steroids that gave you 295 HP, a base sticker price north of thirty large, and a schnozz like that, you'd smolder with rage, too.
Defining Overblown High-Testosterone Action Movie Quote:
"What is best in life?
. . . To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
(Conan the Barbarian)
--Cookie the Dog's Owner
OMG on October 17, 2008 at 09:21 AM
Ugly car, Crappy inside, nice engine. 1 out of 3 equals boy racer dream car.
"Ohh yeah well my car will beat you in the twisties!!"
Most ignorant quote ever.
Rob the SVX guy on October 17, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Whatever. Twisties are sweet.
David Colborne on October 18, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Twisties are super sweet. Going in a straight line is easy - anybody can do that. Real men can operate a steering wheel and a gas pedal at the same time. *grin*